thefamilyrecords: 10% Off Everything In The Family Records…


10% Off Everything In The Family Records Store

In the event that, against all odds, hopes, and faith in our great nation’s not-so-great current political body, the Senate fails to pass the new Bandaid Bill for the American economy, or if said bill does pass but it’s unable to salvage our savagely rocked climate of commerce, The Family Records wanted to give our fans, friends, and listeners a chance to spend their pre-economic-apocalypse dollars before they become entirely worthless.

In the wake of this politically imposed disaster, the price of a single digital or physical record could shoot as high as 10,000,000 dollars, in which case our music will only be enjoyed by the owners of venture capital firms, experts in the derivatives market, and, of course, lawmakers. 

We’re implementing an immediate 10% off sale for everything in the Family Records Store which will last until tomorrow, August 3rd, so that as many people as possible can spend their dollars before they become little more than patriotic looking napkins. The promotional code which will give you the sale price as you close out your transaction (which will hopefully not be your last) is “usgov”.

Good luck everyone. Godspeed.

– Colin and the Family